Sign Changers Gifts

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Do it write the first time.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'So who's smoking?'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Route 666.

Google signwriter.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

That's Network...

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'