Sign Changers Pillows

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Thumbing a Lift.

'So who's smoking?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Route 666.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

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