Sign Selector Pillows

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Beware of the frog"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Exit only.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

'Do it write the first time.'

Caution signs.

'Very good and to the point.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'So who's smoking?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Distance to horizon varies.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.