Sign Selector Pillows

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Exit only.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Beware of the frog"

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Do it write the first time.'

Caution signs.

'Very good and to the point.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Distance to horizon varies.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

No New Grammer Schools