Sign Collector Pillows

No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.

The End Is Near.

"Dang it."

The End is Nighish

"You Are Here" sign falls on person

'Nobody reads anymore.'

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

Caution - slippery surface.

Math Equation Speed Limit.

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

'Bugger.'

Caution signs.

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

Street signs in Motown.

'Harrogate - twinned with Tierra Del Fuego (The only other place on earth without a Tescos)'

Man see a sign on door - Open At Other Side.

No Trespassing unless you can cross this field in 9.9. seconds. The bull can do it in 10.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

End of the World is nigh/Leave not the caps of the toothpaste, "He's easing his son into the business."

Broken hospital sign.

Driver sees sign: 'Slippery Slopes ... Next 175 Miles'

Will Sleep For Food.

'Pastor: no compromising allowed.'

Man begs with sign saying: 'Please help - Portable advertising fine to pay.'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'Arizona sense of humor.'

Estate agents jockeying for position with sale boards

Caution: This Vehicle Makes Sudden Hops.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Lovers' Lane - Neighbourhood Watch and Learn Area.

Caution - dry paint.

'What gave him this idea?'

"Don't believe everything you read."

WARNING! Keep out of river! Large,dangerous currant!