Street Sign Collector Pillows

Cranky pedestrian.

Clifton was the only doomsayer on the street department payroll.

Sign: Not A Thorough Street.

Street sign: 'Whatever you're doing, KNOCK IT OFF from here to corner.'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Time for bed, guys."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Caution signs.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Beware of God"

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Distance to horizon varies.

Deer Cross Dressing.

'So who's smoking?'