Door Sign Collector Pillows

A very private money lender

Manager: Do Not Disturb.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Please Drove Carefully.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Time for bed, guys."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Caution signs.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Beware of God"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Distance to horizon varies.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'So who's smoking?'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

A series of Exit signs.

Desert Roundabout