Sign Observer Pillows

Employees must floss daily.

Beware: Ditch Water.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

No Immediate Danger

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Exit only.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sometimes Y Turn

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Caution signs.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

No New Grammer Schools