Signspotter Pillows

Shouting at no-parking sign.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Exit only.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

One Way/Two Ways.

Waymark

Road signs.

Parking? I don't think so.

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury 1929-1931.'

Astrology Stars.

Car Restrictions

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

Warning! Don't read distracting warning signs whilst driving!