Red Flag Observer Pillows

He showed up late on their first date, after being caught in an avalanche, and it quickly went downhill from there.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'The circle is complete!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Rapunzcow

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Impractical Gardener.

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

"I've half a mind to protest."

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Drive Thru Police Station