He showed up late on their first date, after being caught in an avalanche, and it quickly went downhill from there.
Red Flag Observer Gifts
Celebrate the keen eye of the 'red flag observer' with our witty collection of gifts designed for those who love analyzing behavior and spotting the signs in a fun, lighthearted way. Whether it's for a friend who enjoys social critique or someone with a sharp sense of humor, our products blend humor with insight, making every piece a charming conversation starter. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their unique talent of spotting red flags with confidence and a wink.
'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'
'The circle is complete!'
'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."
"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."
"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"
Rapunzcow
Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.
"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."
"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."
'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'
'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'
A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.
"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!
Bird feeder being used by vultures.
No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.
"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."
Go Back to New York
Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.
Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!
65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.
Impractical Gardener.
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'
'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'
"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."
"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"
"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."
"I've half a mind to protest."
'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'
"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"
Drive Thru Police Station
Red Flag Observer Gifts Collection
Red Flag Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the art of red flag spotting—perfect for coffee breaks filled with humor and insight.
Red Flag Observer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that nod to their talent for noticing red flags—perfect for adding humor and comfort to their space.
Red Flag Observer Prints
Browse our stylish prints that celebrate the observant personality—ideal for inspiring conversation and laughter.
Red Flag Observer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the keen-eyed red flag observer—capture their humor every time they wear it.