"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."
Red Flag Analyst Gifts
Looking for a gift for the perceptive red flag analyst? Our collection offers humorously clever products that celebrate their knack for spotting the truth. From fun mugs to witty prints, each item is designed to delight and add a spark of humor to their day. Whether they’re at work or relaxing at home, these gifts will resonate with their keen eye for detail and love of clever humor.
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
Flags
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
Light Bulb Moment
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."
The Life of Pi
"Morning, all!"
Lethal Presentation
'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'
Time Is Money
A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'
"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
'We're living in a round hole economy.'
US and the EU
"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."
'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'
'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
Six Thinking Hats
"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"
"Fill me in so I can panic too."
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'
"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"
Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."
"Was that my pager or yours?"
Red Flag Analyst Gifts Collection
Red Flag Analyst Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for red flag analysts. Each witty design is ideal for brightening their mornings and adding humor to their day.
Red Flag Analyst Pillows
Check out our playful pillows for red flag analysts. Perfect for adding fun and personality to their living space, with designs that reflect their sharp wit.
Red Flag Analyst Prints
Browse our collection of prints for red flag analysts. These witty and stylish artworks make excellent decor pieces that celebrate their insightful nature.
Red Flag Analyst T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts for red flag analysts. Featuring humorous and clever graphics, these shirts are great for making a statement and showing off their unique personality.