Red Flag Spotter Pillows

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

Boy pilot.

Two airplanes

Airliner

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

MENSER the high IQ society

Deer Cross Dressing.

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

'I told her not to follow me!'

"I wonder where they nest..."

Mile High Club

Plane Migration.

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

'This one's for coffee.'

One Way/Two Ways.

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"Squirrel!"

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."