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"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

Boy pilot.

Two airplanes

Airliner

MENSER the high IQ society

Deer Cross Dressing.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

Road signs of Aging

"I wonder where they nest..."

Mile High Club

'I told her not to follow me!'

Plane Migration.

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

BOEING Suspends Flights.

'This one's for coffee.'

One Way/Two Ways.

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

G20 Hamburger

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."