Hidden Danger Spotter T-Shirts

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Time Out For Teddy

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Lighthouse

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Knife-thrower.

Code Red!

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

War inthe time of Corona

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

"I love a scary film"

Acme Clocks.

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

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