Sign Inspector Pillows

"No peeing in pool"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

No Immediate Danger

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Sometimes Y Turn

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Time for bed, guys."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

Caution signs.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Distance to horizon varies.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

No New Grammer Schools