Sign Installer Pillows

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

'So who's smoking?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Confused drivers

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Route 666.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Sunset Attraction

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'