Sign Holder Gifts

The Obese Sign Holder for Health Foods and Slim Gym.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Do you have any previous sign-holding experience?"

"I thought you said you were in advertising."

Eat at Mo's.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Beware of the frog"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Do it write the first time.'

Caution signs.

'Very good and to the point.'

"Beware of God"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Deer Cross Dressing.

'So who's smoking?'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Distance to horizon varies.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."