Sign Holder Gifts

The Obese Sign Holder for Health Foods and Slim Gym.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Do you have any previous sign-holding experience?"

"I thought you said you were in advertising."

Eat at Mo's.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Sometimes Y Turn

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

Caution signs.

'Very good and to the point.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Beware of God"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Distance to horizon varies.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

No New Grammer Schools