Sign Holder With A Twist Gifts

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

Please Drove Carefully.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Very good and to the point.'

Caution signs.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Deer Cross Dressing.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

Have food. Need toilet paper

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'What gave him this idea?'

"The season finale of the world is near."