Sign Planter Gifts

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Award Winning Gardener

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

One way only.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

That's Network...

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

The Big Cheese

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Gone for a P."

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

'Anything else need tying up?'

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

'Therapist is one word George!'

Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.

"Because we're jerks."

Woman on Top