Sign Planter Prints

Spring/Fall (Election signs).

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Award Winning Gardener

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

One way only.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Google signwriter.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

That's Network...

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

The Big Cheese

It smeared. We didn't let the paint completely dry. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Gone for a P."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

'Therapist is one word George!'

Government Contract Painter Paints Sign Windows.

"Because we're jerks."