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#theendisnigh

European signmaker: 'Obama is bad for the economy!'

"Sorry, I can't make any 'On Strike' signs for you because us signmakers are on strike."

Dry Paint

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Thumbing a Lift.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Route 666.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Ventriloquist's fete

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

That's Network...

A signaller directing pallbearers

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

The Big Cheese

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

"Warning: Mountain lion activity in this area."

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

"Gone for a P."

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

'Therapist is one word George!'