Sign Switcheroo Expert Pillows

Thru versus Through Traffic

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Tip my boy."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

That's Network...

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

The Big Cheese

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

No crawling sign in the desert.

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

'Therapist is one word George!'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).