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Carrot sign growing in ground

Thru versus Through Traffic

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'So who's smoking?'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Google signwriter.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"Tip my boy."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

That's Network...

Wrong Way.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

The Big Cheese

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

It smeared. We didn't let the paint completely dry. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

'Therapist is one word George!'