Sign Language Expert Pillows

"Tip my boy."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Clubbing

Signing the declaration of independence.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Communication

When mimes make an appointment...

That's Network...

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

Body Language - Hiss!

Kids talking street slang. Parent: "Their foreign language lessons are going well."

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

Teen Owl

Baseball is much more interesting now that I've learned to lip-read!

"Grammatically, the stickman should be behind the deer."

Skateboard English

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"