Sign Language Aficionado Pillows

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Do it write the first time.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

For Pete's sake, Shirley, stop acting so smug about "getting carded." We were in a library.

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

Spellng Bee

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Proof Reading

Scouse For Beginners

Beware of Everything

'So who's smoking?'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Oxford Lexicon of Excuses for Bad Grammar and Faulty Spelling.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Well that answers that question!"

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'