Switch Enthusiast Pillows

The Master Switch

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Buddhist Center

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Dry Cleaning

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'