Bait And Switch Enthusiasts Pillows

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Buddhist Center

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

I brake for worms

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.