Bait And Switch Enthusiasts Gifts

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

Buddhist Center

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"It looks delicious."

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

I brake for worms

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'