Light Switch Aficionado Pillows

Man is dark when the lights turn on.

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Tedious Romantic.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Buddhist Center

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

On - Undecided - Off switch

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

'Environmentalist!'

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'I see you've heard the news.'

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

Orange-Making Light Bulbs

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'ALP Electric Company'

"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."

"I keep getting these hot flushes Doctor...!"