Self Actualization T-Shirts

'That's ok... I'll know it for you.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

"I shop, therefore I am."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Is this who I am?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Planned service changes

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Truth

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."