Self-affirmation Advocate T-Shirts

"Note to self: You are one helluva guy. Can't wait to catch up with you after work!"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

Body Shaming

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

Santa Self Esteem.

"I am a person of value."

Self-Reflecting Pool

The power of positive affirmations

"It's the people we work with. They make me feel fat, too."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

Learning to say 'no'

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'