Self-affirmation Advocate Mugs

"Note to self: You are one helluva guy. Can't wait to catch up with you after work!"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

Body Shaming

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Santa Self Esteem.

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

"I am a person of value."

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."

Learning to say 'no'

Self-Reflecting Pool

"It's the people we work with. They make me feel fat, too."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

The power of positive affirmations