Self Actualization Prints

'That's ok... I'll know it for you.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"I shop, therefore I am."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is this who I am?"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Planned service changes

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."