Self-reflection Gifts

Optimist/Pessimist/Me

"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I? If not now, when?" "This just in" "1. Nobody - 2. A schmuck - 3. Maybe tomorrow."

A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

"When someone doesn't like me I like them. . . when someone likes me I don't like them."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"There have been a lot of mistakes in my life."

This will be a wonderful day for self reflection.

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'

Been there. Done that. But have done things differently.

'I think I'm introverted. Because the fake conversations I have in my head with people are so much better than real conversations.'

Magic Mirror Shop: Mirrors that reflects the inner you.

'So, any thoughts?'

'911..I'd like to report a crime...identity theft...I've become my mother!'

'I know how you feel.'

'I see a woman with a very large, round nose... Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Let me try that again.'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Dark cloud.

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"The vanity mirror makes me look fat."

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

"The only person you can dial is yourself."

"I don't have a story, Tommy. I can offer a retrospective of your day, followed by a deep-dive to identify opportunities for improvement."

"I'm tired of being chained to myself twenty-four hours a day."

Where Do You See Yourself Tomorrow?

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'The level of my tolerance is only surpassed by the stupidity of people who don't share my opinion.'

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

'I spent years searching for the meaning of life only to find it had no practical business application.'

'It seems like I'm just running on autopilot.' 'How do you feel about that?'