Self-reflection Gifts

Optimist/Pessimist/Me

"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I? If not now, when?" "This just in" "1. Nobody - 2. A schmuck - 3. Maybe tomorrow."

A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

"When someone doesn't like me I like them. . . when someone likes me I don't like them."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"There have been a lot of mistakes in my life."

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

This will be a wonderful day for self reflection.

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

Been there. Done that. But have done things differently.

'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'

'I think I'm introverted. Because the fake conversations I have in my head with people are so much better than real conversations.'

Magic Mirror Shop: Mirrors that reflects the inner you.

'I know how you feel.'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

Dark cloud.

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"The vanity mirror makes me look fat."

"I don't have a story, Tommy. I can offer a retrospective of your day, followed by a deep-dive to identify opportunities for improvement."

"I could sit here all day thinking about my problems."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"Maybe you should ask yourself why you're inviting all this duck hunting into your life right now."

"I'm tired of being chained to myself twenty-four hours a day."

Where Do You See Yourself Tomorrow?

"...I knew we should have turned left at the last off ramp!"

'I spent years searching for the meaning of life only to find it had no practical business application.'

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

'It seems like I'm just running on autopilot.' 'How do you feel about that?'

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

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