Self-actualization Enthusiast Gifts

'My life coach traded me.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

International Women's Day.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Our war is against cancer."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

The Ascent of Woman

What else is there to wish for?

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Like that?"

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Self Help / Elf Help.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

Female business.

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'