Self-empowerment Enthusiast Gifts

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Our war is against cancer."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

The Ascent of Woman

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

What else is there to wish for?

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Like that?"

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Self Help / Elf Help.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."