Self-empowerment Enthusiast Gifts

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

International Women's Day.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Our war is against cancer."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

The Ascent of Woman

What else is there to wish for?

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Like that?"

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Self Help / Elf Help.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

Female business.

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"