Self-empowerment Gifts

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Our war is against cancer."

Woman carries the world.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Leadership suits you

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

The Ascent of Woman

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Like that?"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Mod Kwan Doh

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

Aging Problems

Female business.