Self-empowerment Gifts

People Magazine: Sexiest Man Available

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

International Women's Day.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Our war is against cancer."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Woman carries the world.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

The Ascent of Woman

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Like that?"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Mod Kwan Doh

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

Aging Problems