Self-esteem Gifts

"Someone is always better."

'I know how you feel.'

Valentines for Oneself.

Ugly monster looks at normal reflection in mirror

"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."

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"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'All I ever think about is how I smell. I guess I'm scent-imental.'

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

"Wanda, I INSIST you stop referring to yourself as damaged goods!"

'Id like a face that says I'm available without looking too desperate.'

'Worst case of short man syndrome I've ever seen.'

"Larry, you can't blame everything on the media."

"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."

"Jen finally embraces 'that stubborn belly fat.' "

"I feel so inadequate! What do I know about saving the world?"

"It keeps me from obsessing about my body."

'Do I look fat in this perfume?'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Don't tease Daddy about his tiny arms: he's very self-conscious about them..."

Very early positive self-talk.

"Mindless yapping empowers me."

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

"I saw my shadow. It made me look fat."

"It makes me feel better about myself."