Self-discoverer T-Shirts

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

'I lost my name tag at my self-discovery class!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"Is this who I am?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Truth

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Rainbow/Horizon

Steve found himself on his travels.