Spontaneous Travelers Gifts

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Kardiff.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Safari.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

It was an impulse buy.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

I told you not to touch its belly.

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'