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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Fur Baby

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Instant art

'Don't you ever knock?'

Pottery Slam

Roller Coasters

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

'Nice Touch!'

Tom Waits.

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.

Home Video

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

Monk Parrot.

Roverdance.

The Imperfect Hostess

"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."

'Well if you're bored go for a swim, or climb up a tree, or...or...do one of those two things.'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'