Casual Entertainer T-Shirts

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Extreme miming"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'She'll never look for me here.'

Infinity Tavern

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Pottery Slam

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

Roller Coasters

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"It's for his shakes."

'Nice Touch!'

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

Adult Magician

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Doug Kershaw

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

Monk Parrot.

"This was the best school day of the week!"