Spontaneous Adventures Gifts

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Cat box"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Local Knowledge

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"