Mismatched Lovers Pillows

"Now make her fall in love with the roommate who's going to quit his job to become a DJ."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Great British Eccentrics.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

Alligator Bars

The Eclectic Chair

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"Aw yeah, twist on the exhale! Twist on the exhale! Yeah yeah!!"

Dating site - buy a dog.

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

The Origin of Laundry Day

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Wedding nose ring

"he was a computer error of the Computer Dating Service"

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

'Sorry about wearing odd shoes. Luckily I have an identical pair at home!'

'How's the eagle coming along?'

"Son, it's bad enough you goof off all day, but your socks don't match!"

'I like to do a lot of business on the crazy golf course...'

'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'

"Well, that's the last time we go on separate holidays!"