Mismatched Style Enthusiast Pillows

'Thanks for pointing out that I'm wearing odd shoes but don't worry, I have another pair at home just like them...'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Great British Eccentrics.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Flight Socks.

How it started: How it's going

'That guy is SO tacky.'

The Eclectic Chair

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Woman and Dog Wearing Same Outfit.

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

My job does not define me.

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

Cow Piercing.

Anyone for tennis?

'Sorry about wearing odd shoes. Luckily I have an identical pair at home!'

"You're wearing odd socks."

'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'

"Well, that's the last time we go on separate holidays!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have the wrong number. Yes, I'm sure this is the wrong number. Listen, Mister...have I ever lied to you before?"