Mismatched Style Enthusiast Pillows

'Thanks for pointing out that I'm wearing odd shoes but don't worry, I have another pair at home just like them...'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Great British Eccentrics.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Flight Socks.

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

How it started: How it's going

'That guy is SO tacky.'

The Eclectic Chair

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

One day in a boat out in the pacific. . . While at the same exact moment in a slum apartment in Brooklyn, N.Y....

My job does not define me.

Cow Piercing.

Woman and Dog Wearing Same Outfit.

Anyone for tennis?

'Sorry about wearing odd shoes. Luckily I have an identical pair at home!'

I smell feet ... Human feet. About six months ago, I was getting my car fixed, and on the wall of the garage, there was a sign that read, "Change worn shocks at 50,000 miles." I mistook "shocks" for socks."

"You're wearing odd socks."

'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'

This just in

"Well, that's the last time we go on separate holidays!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but you have the wrong number. Yes, I'm sure this is the wrong number. Listen, Mister...have I ever lied to you before?"