Mismatched Outfit Admirer Pillows

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"We have the exact same taste."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Alligator Bars

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Solidarity.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

You're getting to be a rabbit with me.

Chugger

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The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

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Consumer of Pears.

Wine and Stripes

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

Woman and Dog Wearing Same Outfit.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Anyone for tennis?

"A funeral procession is following us!"

'Thanks for pointing out that I'm wearing odd shoes but don't worry, I have another pair at home just like them...'

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'He's on the artistic spectrum.'

'The only really satisfying relationship I ever had was with my clothes.'

Out-of-control-top pantyhose.

"Matching's fine, but you might be a little too matching."