Style Mishap Enthusiast Pillows

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

The Return Of The Minipants

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

Building Books.

Fifty Gallon Head.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"You might consider new socks as well."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"What? I slept seven months."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.