Style Mishap Enthusiast Mugs

This just in

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

The Return Of The Minipants

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Building Books.

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You might consider new socks as well."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"What? I slept seven months."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."