Mismatched Sock Lover Pillows

Great British Eccentrics.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The Eclectic Chair

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

How it started: How it's going

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Missing Sock