Sock Mismatch Enthusiast Pillows

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Flight Socks.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The Complete Cycle.

How it started: How it's going

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Missing Sock

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'